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Idiots in traffic

Today I was minding my own business at work when I noticed an article posted by Piticu about the traffic in Bucharest. I read it, as well as the one on realitatea.net,  and I got mad. I hate people who do this kind of shit, without any trace of common sense, as if they would be alone on this earth. Unbelievable! I got so pissed off that I looked the guy’s company up (it’s a company car, it has a sticker with the name on its trunk), I found the contact emails and I wrote them an email. I tried to keep it polite though (it’s an approximate translation from romanian):

I am writing this message to let you know about the incredible lack of manners of one of your employees, the drive of the car with license plate: B-58-SZC. As you can see in the attached image (seen on realitatea.net) this driver has parked right on the tram line, blocking traffic for more than half an hour.

And when he finally decided to come back to his car, he drive off as if nothing happened. I admit never heard of your company so far but I really hope that you do not condone the behaviour of this, for the lack of a better word, idiot. It’s because of such insensitive clods that the Bucharest people, as well as romanians in general, get a really bad image.

I realize that this message will most likely be deleted but I will keep a certain amount of naivety and I hope that you will deal with this accordingly. As I mentioned before, this news was seen on realitatea.net from where it was posted on several romanian blogs. In case you are interested:

The image on realitatea.net:

http://www.realitatea.net/foto_507376_un-sofer-a-blocat-traficul-pe-bulevardul-expozitiei-parcand-pe-linia-de-tramvai_373336.html

Video on realitatea.net:

http://www.realitatea.net/video_507381_un-sofer-a-blocat-traficul-pe-bulevardul-expozitiei-parcand-pe-linia-de-tramvai_373336.html

By the way, the company is Vincon Vrancea, wine producer. Let’s see where this leads to.

Haribo

Most of the guys in my office are Haribo fans. It does not matter what day it is, on one of the desks, kinda in the middle of the room, you will find a plastic bowl full of those stupid little bears. Or all kind of other shapes. There is no way you will find the bowl there. Are the bears in danger of becoming extinct ? Fear not! Someone will definitely bring another bowl. Like this:

And you see each one of them, tip-toeing to the bowl and stealing a gummy bear. I was watching them today, there were three of them (one was my boss) in front of the bowl, debating:

“Did you try the red one?”
“No, the green one is better, little bit sour”
“All of them are sour!”
“All except the blue ones”
“Ah, yes”

I almost burst into laughing, they were like 3-year olds. This morning my boss enters the room dressed in a suit, tie, suitcase in his left hand and the Haribo bowl in the right one. What the hell ?

Sex and the City and … Matrix ?